A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally got home Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife, and was barraged for 2 hours.
Finally, his wife stopped nagging and simply said to him,
“How would you like it if you didn’t see me for 2 or 3 days?”
To which he replied, ” That would be fine with me.”
Monday went by, & he didn’t see his wife, Tuesday & Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Thursday the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.