While robbing a home, a burglar hears someone say, “Jesus is watching you.”
To his relief, he realizes it is just a parrot mimicking something it had heard.
The burglar asks the parrot, “What’s your name?”
The parrot says, “Moses.”
The burglar goes on to ask, “What kind of a person names their parrot Moses?”
The parrot replies, “The same kind of person that names his Rottweiler Jesus.”