A teacher and a student are in a room.
The teacher asks the student a question. “There are seven birds on a wire and one gets shot. How many are left?”
The student replies, “there would be no birds left because the noise of the one getting shot would scare the other birds off.”
The teacher replied “I like the way you think.”
The student says, “I have a question for you. There are three women on a park bench and they all have ice cream. One women is licking the cone, the other one is shoving the whole thing in her mouth, and one is biting the cone. How do you know which one is married?”
The teacher replies, “I guess the one shoving the whole cone in her mouth.”
The student replies, “no the one with the wedding ring but i like the way you think.”