Man goes to the market. There he finds a pet shop. He asks the pet shop assistant if they have a talking centipede.
As it turns out they had this last one centipede, so he buys it and goes home.
Once there he says out loud: “Go out for a walk, shall we?”.
He then says again even louder: “Go out for a walk, shall we?”
No response. He was sure they have fooled him in the shop.
Then a second later the centipede replies: “Go out for a walk we shell indeed old man. But you didn’t have to yell. I was just putting my boots on”.