Sara was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly she burst out laughing.
“Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.”
“Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Sara said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”
“Absolutely not,” he said.
“How sweet, ” Sara said. “Tell me why not.”
“Season’s more than half over,” he said.