A drummer gets fed up with all the comments denying he’s a real musician, and so he decides to learn some new instruments.
He visits his local Music shop, and spends an hour looking around and deliberating. “Right!” He says, after an age. “I’ll have the shiny red one, and the accordion thing over there”.
“I’ll do you a deal” ays the Music Shop Manager,
“You can but the fire extinguisher, but the radiator is staying where it is”.
