A couple in their sixties are walking along the beach to admire the sunset. The wife sees a dirty lamp, and the husband stoops down to dust it off. magically, a genie appears out of nowhere and thanks the couple profusely for freeing him from his imprisonment.
‘As a reward,’ the genie says, ‘i’ll grant you each one wish.’
The wife says ‘i want to sail around the world. send me and my husband on a first class luxurious cruise’ POOF she’s suddenly holding two tickets on the finest ship around the world.
The genie turns to the husband, ‘and for you, sir?’ the husband looks at his wife, and leans in close to the genie ‘i want a wife that is thirty years younger than me’ POOF and he’s suddenly ninety years old.